Saturday, February 24, 2001 - Sunday, February 25, 2001 -- Canaan Valley, WV
Wild Thing Weekend
Story and photos by Don Parks
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Robbi Hickman, Tour Director for Ski World (SkiWorldInc.com) of Virginia Beach, was out early to begin signing up folks for everything from costume contests to boardercross racing. With the help of The Point 94.9 FM (PointRadio.com), and DJ David Vance (Neumedia.net/~dnvm), the slopes literally started rocking. As for Hickman's five bus loads of revelers, "They always have so much fun at the Wild Thing Weekend, it is now a destination for us every year."
The first order of business was going down at the resort's snow tubing
park. With the endless energy of Ski Area Manager Jeff
Hutchinson (a.k.a. Director of Tubing) and the coordination skills
of Courtesy Patrolman John Gainer, it was time for the Snow
Tubing Tournament of Champions.
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As one after another, old and young, male and female, launched down chute number three, it was pure speed. In the end, it was Warrenton, Virginia's Danny Thompson clocking the quickest run at 19.53 seconds in winning the Adult (18 and Over) division. What's the secret to his success, "A good start is key... but being heavy helps!"
The winner in the Under-9 division was 7-year-old Ben Harris.
His unique hands-and-knees technique got him down the track in 23.22 seconds.
The 10 to 17 division had the closest battle at the top of the ranks
with 14-year-old Jessica Miller's 20.87 stealing the win.
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With some of the area's snowboard instructors doing everything they could to get a course ready, Ty Poindexter, Sam Michaels and Kevin Zirbs were thrilled to get help from Bennett and the Snow CAT. "Quite a jump for someone who dosen't know how to jump!" is how competitor Scott Combs appraised the work. With a wide range of snowboarders ready for this everyone-for-themselves event, from those looking to get huge air to those looking to just survive the hit, it was good to see Chief Ski Medic Bryant Hall on hand.
LtCpl Jeremy Buckley, a 19-year-old Marine from Camp Legune,
North Carolina, may have looked like a pre-race favorite. But, while
Canaan Valley isn't exactly crawling with Marines, they do have
"Redman" (a.k.a. Greg Redelman), a frequent visitor from Burke,
Virginia.
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Two folks that had no touble finding plenty of boardercross fun were cousins Ryan Gainer, 15, and Heather Saffel, 13. The Elkins, West Virginia, natives made it to the final round where Ryan finished second overall and Heather finished third overall, and as the first woman. When Ryan was asked about having finished just ahead of his female cousin, "She wasn't even close," he joked a little nervously.
By the time the snowboarder battles were over, they had already judged
the costume contest back down at base of the mountain. While the
winner snuck away without our cameras catching a picture of them,
Alex Zurbuch, from Elkins, certainly didn't seem to mind. His
winning costume was that of a ballerina. So, why would a 10-year-old
boy dress in a pink tutu? Dumb question, "My mom picked it out... we
wanted to win!" smiled Alex.
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Managing to untagle the frozen knot and tug the freezing shirt on over her shoulders first, was Debbie Balsiger from Virginia Beach. When asked what the secret was to her success, Don Bolger, her friend, admirer, and fellow competitor, quickly answered, "It's because she's so hot!" Who are we to agrue?
While the crowd was still hot from watching the Frozen T-shirt show,
they got to participate by cheering for who they thought should earn
Wild Thing Weekend King and Queen honors. After several rounds of
applause it was clear that the crowd demanded Keith George take
the thrown with Tanna George being the crowd favorite for
Queen. As they turned out to be a father and daughter from
Parkersburg, West Virginia, the Georges could now be called a royal
family. When asked about his new found royalty, "I guess coming up
here every weekend to have fun finally paid off," said the King.
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With everyone given just enough time to clean up pie, from many places where pie was never meant to be, it was time for the grand finale, the infamous Pond Jump. Bob Bennett was at it again as he was both Pond Builder and De-Icer, the later being a job that no one should have. Seeing as how the chilly air was forming ice on the surface of the pond, Bennett ventured right in to manually clear the ice.
Now it was ready for a brave few who would send themselves on skis,
snowboards, or tubes toward this small body of water. Waiting at the
edge of the pond was a good sized ramp that sent you airborne on a
direct course with truly fidgid water. The object was to splash down
with as much fanfare as possible in and attempt to impress the judges.
While staying dry may have been desired, it turned out to be an almost
impossible goal.
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Brian Burtko was awarded Pond Jump top honors in the ski division. We, of course, asked him the obvious question, to which we got the simple answer, "Oh yea, it was VERY cold!" Kelly Bennett, Snowboard Pond Jump champion, and Ryan Greef, Pond Jump Tubing champion, certainly couldn't argue. We next asked Burtko if this is the sort of thing he does regularly. "I've never done anything like that before," he replied through purple lips. So they say hindsight is 20/20, how about the prospects of doing it again, "Sure I'd do it again," he continued.
Whether or not you decide to go swimming in a snowy pond is entirely up to you. But, if you like to have wild fun, the sidelines are a great place to be at Canaan Valley's Wild Thing Weekend. If you missed it this year, don't worry, you can join the folks next year as they are already lining up to "do it again".